How do you get a patent?
So I felt lazy at work and didn't want to walk up the 2 flights of stairs to my floor. I hit the elevator button and waited a few seconds for the people on a floor above me to get into the elevator and coome down. As the doors opened 2 people got out and I walked in. As the doors closed I screamed "Oh my God! What died in here?!? Go see a Doctor! The Human Anus should not make that smell!!" At least I screamed that in my head.
So I had inspiration strike as I rode up that elevator trying not to breathe. An invention that will sweep the nation. A sensor in the elevator that detects, um, certain vapors and sends a signal to a light outside the elevator. Anyone outside the 'vator would know to give it a couple trips (or use the stairs).
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